Sizzle Says

*Due the fact that I am on vacation (re: lounging on the beach and riding roller coasters and hanging out with my family and old friends and having an insanely fantastic time), you get this pre-written post. Details of my adventures forthcoming. Don’t miss me too much.*

Me: You realize your shirt is like 3 sizes too big on you, right? What’s the deal with that?

Him: It’s roomy.

Me: Are you trying to appear smaller by wearing a larger shirt?

Him: Maybe. I don’t try stuff on at the store.

Me: Well that’s your first problem. Look at where the sleeve seam hits your shoulder. That’s two inches below where it should. Not to mention all the room back here. (Grabbing back of shirt to show roominess.)

Him: It’s not that big.

Me: It is so. Look! I can fit my whole head in here. (Shoving my head up the back of his shirt.)

Him: Your head is in my shirt. I’ve never had anyone put their head in my shirt.

Me: Well I just did. To demonstrate a point. Your shirt is too big!*

Him: That was hawt.

Boys! Sigh.

*Which totally makes me think of “My spoon is too big!” from Don Hertzfeldt.

“I could be/Another fool/Or an exception/To the rule/You tell me/The morning after/Crickets spin can’t come to rest,/I’m damaged bad at best/She’ll decide what she wants/I’ll probably be the last to know/No one says until it shows/See how it is…/They want you or they don’t. . .” -Say Yes, Elliot Smith