Hand Me The Gavel « Sizzle Says

Hand Me The Gavel

September 21, 2007 at 7:57 am | In conversations | 12 Comments

Him: “That’s one of the things I love about you. You’re so fair. You should be a judge.”

Me: “Supreme Court Justice Sizzle.”

Him: “Like Judge Judy.”

Me: “Oh.”

“I felt you in my life before I even thought to/Felt the need to lay down beside you/And tell you/I feel you in my heart, and I don’t even know you/And now we’re saying/Bye, bye, bye/Now we’re saying/Bye, bye, bye. . .” – Nineteen, Tegan and Sara

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You know, though? I bet Judy makes more money.

Comment by sandra — September 21, 2007 #
My kids used to say I was a combination of Judge Judy and Rosanne Barr. What do you suppose they were trying to tell me?

Cute post.

Comment by sue — September 21, 2007 #
Hey Judge Judy doesn’t take much crap though!

Comment by Hilly — September 21, 2007 #
And you could sentence people to take in cats from the shelter to pay for their crimes.

Except Michael Vick. Give him some other punishment.

Comment by Lefty — September 21, 2007 #
Thanks for the laugh, Sizzle. I keep meaning to start blogging dialogue. Of course, in order to do that, I’d actually have to talk to people.

Have a great weekend!

Oh, by the way, I played online Scrabble the other night thanks to your queeve post.

Comment by Bone — September 21, 2007 #
I’ll give you a gavel if you promise to hit him with it. Uff da…

Comment by TC — September 21, 2007 #
sandra- well that makes me rethink this. . .

sue- they were telling you they love you? ;)

hilly- then judge judy and i have a lot in common!

lefty- snort. you’re funny.

bone- sometimes i have to write it down (because i am usually drunk, shhh). i’m glad the queeve post could inspire you to play the wonderful game of scrabble.

tc- heh! :)

Comment by sizzle — September 21, 2007 #
It never hurts to have your own tv show! Plus, no co-workers?

Comment by Bre — September 21, 2007 #
bre- one of my bosses is always telling me i should have my own talk show. maybe i should listen to her? then i would be in charge! woo!

Comment by sizzle — September 21, 2007 #
Judge Judy is among the top twenty richest women in showbiz – worth 95 million.

Screw the supreme court. They only make a mess of things anyway.

Comment by scarlet hip — September 21, 2007 #
it’s very lovely conversation.

Comment by Ropi — September 23, 2007 #
Then you could say “I’m the boss, applesauce.” :)

Comment by justrun — September 24, 2007 #