Fun, Laughs, Good Time

February 15, 2008 at 8:48 am | In fun & frolicking, love |

Let me get right to the point…I don’t pop my cork for every guy I see.burlesque

Just for The Fella.

I’m going to let you in on a private moment between him and I. As part of my gift to him for V Day, I did an impromptu burlesque dance to “Big Spender” replete with shimmying and stripping. It was a first for both of us as I had never danced for a lover and he had never had anyone dance solely for him. And I’ve gotta tell you. . .there’s gonna be more where that came from. It was so much fun! I suppose I should ‘fess up to a little secret about me: I’ve always wanted to be in a burlesque show. At least now I have someone to practice in front of. It’s a win-win situation.

I got hposition cardim a deck of Position of the Day cards. As we were going through them we noticed a few of them had typos. As far as we both know “craddle” is not a word. We’re pretty sure they meant “cradle” but I guess they figure people aren’t so concerned with spelling when there are diagrams to examine. And new positions to contort into.

Around 2:00am a rowdy bunch of bar goers walked by the bedroom window and woke us up. Then around 4:00am another group of people were talking VERY loudly right outside the bedroom. Two of them decided that 4:00am was the perfect time to have an involved discussion in the foyer of my apartment building. A foyer made of tile and marble where everything echoes. At 4:00am. After a few minutes passed and it appeared they weren’t going to lower their voices or go away, The Fella sat up as if he was going to take care of the situation. I intercepted because he’s the one who had to get up to go to work at 6;00am and he’s the one who sometimes is a wee bit of a hot head. I understand this as I suffer from that proclivity too but I figured it was my apartment so I should deal with it. I walked out there (Naked! Just Kidding.) with my bed head and sleepy eyes and said quietly and kindly, “Hey um that’s (pointing to the wall that is my bedroom) my bedroom and I can hear everything you’re saying.” They were apologetic saying, “Yeah, it’s not that interesting anyhow.” To which I replied with a wiry grin, “Not at 4:00am it isn’t.” They dispersed and I got back into a warm bed to snuggle with my hubba hubba hunk of man.

I took today off. My Mom’s in town and there is furniture to purchase and shopping to be done for the new apartment. Packing to start and donations to drop off at Goodwill. My girl, Supple, lands today for the weekend so there’s dining and drinks to be had tonight and a baby shower to attend tomorrow.

Here’s to the weekend. Have yourself some fun, laughs and good times, my friends.

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  1. Wowie Wow Wow! I’m glad you both had fun. :) Have a great day and enjoy your long weekend!

    Comment by diane — February 15, 2008 #

  2. Sounds like you have a fun-filled weekend in store. I just have to say that I’m jealous that you’re not at work today.

    Comment by Dagny — February 15, 2008 #

  3. You better WORK IT, girl!!!

    Comment by Tam — February 15, 2008 #

  4. You are totally my hero.

    Have a great weekend!

    Comment by Melissa — February 15, 2008 #

  5. va-va-va-voom indeed… i’ve never done a strip-tease-dance for my boyfriend either, might be worth considering… he is pretty handy around the house too so perhaps i can convince him to put in a pole in the basement… ;o)

    have a great weekend and have fun shopping w/your mom… :o)

    Comment by jodi — February 15, 2008 #

  6. You have always wanted to be a burlesque dancer? You? YOU? I just cannot imagine. :-)

    Comment by justrun — February 15, 2008 #

  7. I used to take a class called Cardio Striptease at the gym I went to during college, and yet have never used those skills! What the hell am I waiting for?!

    Comment by nicoleantoinette — February 15, 2008 #

  8. You are a total rock star. Have a great weekend!

    Comment by punchlinewalking — February 15, 2008 #

  9. Ooh that’s too cute with the burlesque.

    I always notice typos in things like that and they drive me nuts.

    Comment by Fluffycat — February 15, 2008 #

  10. You are adorable. That’s all.

    Hope you have a great weekend!
    :)

    Comment by La — February 15, 2008 #

  11. Yeah - you went through with it. And you look lovely! Hope you have a great weekend, too!

    Comment by Nilsa S. — February 15, 2008 #

  12. That pic of you is awesome :) Have a great weekend!

    Comment by Scotty — February 15, 2008 #

  13. I love that you did a Burlesque dance for The Fella! What a good VDay celebration!

    So a few weeks ago I was watching Wife Swap (I know, what?!) and a mom who is a burlesque dancer switched with a mom who is a luberjack. Yeah. Imagine the different styles of parenting going on there!

    Comment by brookem — February 15, 2008 #

  14. The nerve of some people, seriously. WTF? 4 in the morning? I think I would have let the boyfriend take care of business.

    Comment by Karl — February 15, 2008 #

  15. I love it! I’ve always wanted to dance and strip for a lover. I started to once, but he got a little impatient and I couldn’t finish my act. I think I need to get me another guy to try this out with. I will share, when I do.

    Good for you for telling those loud people off. I get that all the time, but from the street, and there’s not much I can do about that : (

    Comment by Jen — February 15, 2008 #

  16. What a cool gift you gave the Fella! Sounds like a great weekend, too! Enjoy!

    Comment by Alison — February 15, 2008 #

  17. Nice!

    I looked at the “craddle” of love last night…after I finished working through my head whether or not I’d reinjure my back I thought, “Two d’s?”

    Comment by Pants — February 15, 2008 #

  18. I just love the thought of burlesque dancing. I’ve been dying to go to Forty Deuce one day to see a show. Sounds like you guys had a great time!

    Comment by LA Blogger Gal — February 15, 2008 #

  19. Sounds like a great Valentine’s Day, until about 3-4AM, even though that was technically the 15th and it also sounds like a great weekend is ahead!

    I tried burlesque dancing once. I was asked not to do it again. Ok, I’m kidding. I was asked to do it again. Ok, I’m kidding there, too.

    Have a great weekend!!

    Comment by Michael C — February 15, 2008 #

  20. I suppose hoping for a video is out of the question? :-)

    Comment by Dave2 — February 15, 2008 #

  21. Several years ago in NYC I bought, on the street corner, a few photocopied pages of “300 positions.” For $1. Who could turn it down? Mr. Mom was a little disappointed when I got home and after reading realized we’d already thought of all of them. There’s nothing new under the sun.

    EXCEPT DANCING!!!! It’s been said before, but you rock, sista.

    Mayberry Magpie

    Comment by Mayberry Magpie — February 15, 2008 #

  22. What a great post - both stripping and your mom were included! Hee hee hee :)

    Comment by kilax — February 15, 2008 #

  23. I think you’ve hit a new record: mom, stripping, hunka hunka man and a baby shower all in one post.
    You go Sizzle with the burlesque.

    Glad you guys had a wonderful V Day!!

    Comment by snowflake37 — February 15, 2008 #

  24. Have a SUPER weekend.

    Super.

    :)

    Comment by Angella — February 15, 2008 #

  25. “Big Spender”?? You mean like National Lampoon’s European Vacation dance bit with Beverly D’Angelo? Better watch out. A video of you might end up on the streets. Or, worse yet, YouTube!

    Comment by kapgar — February 15, 2008 #

  26. I could totally picture you doing this. I love it! Rock your inner Dita. ;)

    Comment by 180/360 — February 15, 2008 #

  27. Somedays I craddle twice before breakfast. Just sayin’.

    Comment by Iron Fist — February 15, 2008 #

  28. You rock.

    And did I tell you we tried to go to a burlesque show a few weeks ago? Fuddy duddies that we are, we showed up about 2 hours before the show started and there was no way we could stay awake that long, so we got a drink and left. But we tried!

    Comment by Aimee Greeblemonkey — February 16, 2008 #

  29. Somehow, I can just picture you doing that… (the dancing). I’ll bet he was totally ‘wow-ed’!! Fun! Have a great weekend and I hope you get all the things done you wanted to!

    Comment by sue — February 16, 2008 #

  30. um, i totally got my man a sex deck this year too - ha!

    Comment by bexinthecity — February 16, 2008 #

  31. Love that pic of you girl!

    I cannot believe you did a burlesque dance for him, you are soooo brave!

    I was kidding around with my best bud chico once and he was saying I couldnt ‘act’ sexy if I tried, so I mustered up my best ’sexy dance’ on the spot …

    his words:

    “that is the best crack whore dance I’ve ever seen”

    !!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am SURE yours turned out much better!

    Comment by NerdGirl — February 16, 2008 #

  32. Wow, I wonder what kind of Tarot reading you could do with that deck!

    “Your future involves, well, um, some mutual craddle-iscious dancegasms”

    Comment by whall — February 17, 2008 #

  33. That’s a great V-day present — I’ve thought about that as well but I can’t carry a rhythm worth a crap in that I really look like Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies (the first part of her dance).

    Comment by Becky — February 18, 2008 #

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