Pillow Talk (2) « Sizzle Says

Pillow Talk (2)

July 11, 2008 at 6:38 am | In love, pillow talk | 56 Comments

(kiss)

Me: Did you by chance eat pepperoni, sausage or some other sort of meat product today?

Him: Hmmm well, I had a bacon chicken bbq sandwich for dinner.

Me: That explains it.

(kiss)

Me: Mmmmm bacon chicken bbq sandwiiiiiiiiich.

Him: Is it bad?

Me: Let’s use some mouthwash!

(running into the bathroom)

(swish, swish goes the mouthwash)

(spit)

Him: It’s not part of the foreplay process but it is still very important.*

Me: I know what you’re trying to say, you’re trying to say it’s time for business time.*

(kiss)

“Next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth./That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay./Then you go sort out the recycling./That’s not part of it but it’s still very important./Then we’re in the bedroom./You’re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work./And it’s never looked better on you./Oh, team building exercise./Oh, you don’t know what you’re doing to me.” -Business Time, Flight of the Conchords

*We constantly quote this song. Especially when we are in the bathroom brushing our teeth. (Click the above link to watch the hilarious video!)

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Just peed my pants from laughing so hard.

That video about me now? Ha. ha.

Gotta go. It’s business time yall!!

=)

Comment by Ashmystir — July 11, 2008 #
Hahahaha!

Comment by The Diva's Thoughts — July 11, 2008 #
lol me and my boyfriend have a strange brushing-our-teeth ritual too ;)

Comment by Ys — July 11, 2008 #
I just ordered the first season of Flight of the Conchords and it will be arriving this weekend and it makes me SO SO HAPPY YAY!

Have a great weekend, my dear!

Comment by La — July 11, 2008 #
HA! That is fantastic!!

Comment by Smilf — July 11, 2008 #
That is so funny! I love Jemaine and Bret.

Comment by 180/360 — July 11, 2008 #
HAHA!! That’s too cute and oh so true!

Comment by Marie — July 11, 2008 #
Oh business meetings are very important. Especially ones in the middle of the day – if you know what I mean, and I know you know what I mean!

Comment by anne — July 11, 2008 #
At least you go to bed happy. :-)

Comment by Nilsa — July 11, 2008 #
Oh how I love FOTC. I was just quoting this song over dinner last night to some people who weren’t familiar with it.

I cannot wait for new episodes.

“two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven”

Comment by Carly — July 11, 2008 #
A sentence that starts with “Did you eat…” is never a good thing!

And yay for Business Time!

Comment by punchlinewalking — July 11, 2008 #
I friggin’ LOVE flight of the conchords. Best show EVER.

That pillow talk could so have been between my hubby & me as well. Haha!

Comment by ashley — July 11, 2008 #
:-).

Comment by Annie — July 11, 2008 #
BRILLIANT. Truly.

Comment by Jess — July 11, 2008 #
That’s why they call them “Business Socks.”

Comment by heels — July 11, 2008 #
it’s Business Time…

hilarious. You know Flight of the Concords are performing this weekend out at Marymoore for the SubPop anneversary show. Wish I were going. :(

Comment by jonb — July 11, 2008 #
That was so funny….I am afraid if the bf sees that though!

Comment by Christina — July 11, 2008 #
That song cracks me up!
You guys are too cute. ;o)

Comment by Penelope — July 11, 2008 #
Boy did you nail that one!!

Cheers
Cathy
http://www.wheresmydamnanswer.com

Comment by Cathy — July 11, 2008 #
This: Is awesome. I was just listening to Business Time on my ipod yesterday. Way to work it into real life!

Comment by Mel Heth — July 11, 2008 #
I can so pic you and The Fella going through this ritual!

Too funny!

Comment by Mattie — July 11, 2008 #
So funny…the sock part kills me everytime.

Comment by Foo — July 11, 2008 #
I LOVE that song!! Jake sometimes tells me that I taste like salami when he kisses me – when I haven’t had salami at all that day. ???

Comment by Carrie — July 11, 2008 #
HA! Pete was dancing around to that last night in his business socks!! Kills me every time, and the little dance that goes along with it ….

*keels over from the laughing*

Comment by Jenni — July 11, 2008 #
That cracked me up!

Comment by Melissa — July 11, 2008 #
my pillow talk:
m
e: babe, what arm is it that hurts when you are havng a heart attack?

wife: the right

me: that’s what I thought and it hurts like hell. goodnight

wife: good night

Comment by Michael C — July 11, 2008 #
haha, i love this video.

Comment by brookem — July 11, 2008 #
Who says reality can’t be funny.

Comment by Travis Erwin — July 11, 2008 #
This song reminds me of David Sedaris’ really funny essay about why no one writes love songs or movies about long-term relationships. But I’m always glad when someone does. Thank you, FOTC!

Comment by Cheryl — July 11, 2008 #
HEE :)

Comment by Rhi — July 11, 2008 #
Hilarious!

Comment by Vanessa — July 11, 2008 #
You say something like, “Is that it?”

I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, “Aww yeah, that’s it.”

Then you tell me you want some more. Well I’m not surprised. But I’m quite sleepy.

Comment by themikestand — July 11, 2008 #
BUSINESS TIME!

Comment by Pants — July 11, 2008 #
I absolutely love Flight of the Conchords. Jenny is my fave although Business Time is a *very* close second.

Comment by Kevin Spencer — July 11, 2008 #
LMAO… I love it.

You know you’re turning into an old pseudo-married couple eh?

Comment by Nat — July 11, 2008 #
So I guess bacon doesn’t make EVERYTHING better after all…

Comment by manager mom — July 11, 2008 #
I like to turn off all the lights, close all the windows, and put away all the food as part of foreplay.

Bad breath really does kill any thoughts of intimacy.

Comment by egan — July 11, 2008 #
Yes. That song rocks. They rock. Did you see their spread in “Bust” last month, or the month before? We totally joke about that shit, BECAUSE IT’S HECKA TRUE. Sadly.

Comment by Krystal — July 11, 2008 #
I love me some Flight of The Conchords. I quote it all the time too :)

Comment by Angella — July 11, 2008 #
Sometimes it’s just not worth having sex when you have to groom yourself so much.

Comment by gorillabuns — July 11, 2008 #
I love that you answer his question with a suggestion rather than an affirmative. ;)

Comment by Carly — July 11, 2008 #
I looooovvvaaah that video. Heelarious!

Comment by kristi — July 11, 2008 #
Where did you find that? So hilarious!

“two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven” Hahahahahahaha!

Comment by Kaili — July 11, 2008 #
My neighbor (as I’m carrying the recycling out to the street): Recycling?

Me: It ain’t foreplay.

Awkward silence.

Comment by Whit — July 11, 2008 #
Love that song! We have conversations like this all the time too. Today it was *kiss* “what beer did you drink? I don’t like the taste of it” and then I wiped my mouth.

Comment by Sitcomgirl — July 11, 2008 #
Hey, brushing our teeth together might be the closest thing to romance we’ve had in the last 6 months.

Comment by andrea — July 12, 2008 #
LOL @ Michael C!

Anyhoo, “some sort of meat product”? That’s kinda yucky…I don’t know if I wanna taste the remnants of some sort of meat product on my man.

Comment by Dawn — July 12, 2008 #
funny songs! I got a kick out of that. It just gets so sexy when you’ve been married for a long while and a kid in the mix. ha.

Hope you are doing well.

Comment by Patty — July 12, 2008 #
OMG, Business Time! I adore that video, if only because it is my life. Long-term relationship nooky is ever so exciting.

Have you seen the Flight of the Conchords show? Freakin’ hysterical.

Comment by andi — July 13, 2008 #
I remind one of my coworkers that he should leave work early on Wednesdays to be with the missus as that’s the night nothing good is on TV.

Comment by delmer — July 13, 2008 #
I keep hearing about how amazing this band is. Perhaps it is time to give them a chance.

Seriously though, the pillow talk cracks me up.

Comment by nicalyse — July 13, 2008 #
Ha! We sing this song all the time, it’s quite catchy. :D We just finished watching Season 1 of their HBO show. Can’t wait for Season 2!

Comment by Andrea — July 14, 2008 #
It took me ALL DAY to get around to the video. It was sooo worth it.

I love the tooth brushing. We have the BEST conversations while staring at ourselves in the mirror.

Comment by esmerelda05 — July 14, 2008 #
Can you please stay out of my bedroom? We do the same routine:)

You guys make me smile.

Comment by Josie — July 15, 2008 #
Business Socks. Hands down the best bit.

Comment by deeleea — July 16, 2008 #
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