Let’s Be Dorky « Sizzle Says

Let’s Be Dorky

July 27, 2008 at 8:23 pm | In fun & frolicking, my neurosis | 71 Comments

Let’s Be Dorky!, originally uploaded by Ms. Sizzle.

Proof that:

A) I have much freckleage.
B) I have much cleavage.
C) I have a geographical tongue.*
D) My boyfriend is hubba hubba hawt.

*This geographical tongue business caused me much distress as a youngster. When I discovered my cracked tongue was different than other tongues I freaked out. OMG NO BOY WILL EVER WANT TO KISS ME! I AM DISGUSTING!

It should be noted that I refused to french kiss my first boyfriend for the first year we were dating. I know, prude. Things have changed, ok? Don’t razz me about it.

So there I am wallowing in my freakish misery for years (I like to get a jump start on worrying) when really I had nothing to spaz about. I mean, boys? They are pretty much stoked that you’ll kiss them, period, so who gives a flying fuck about your tongue? No one did.

Let the frenching commence!

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Geo tongue here too :)

Comment by Scotty — July 27, 2008 #
A year? Sizzle… a year?? Dear God, that boy must have loved you. I think if I would have tried to hold out on the french kissing with my first boyfriend, he would have tried to trade me to his brother for a stack of upper deck hockey cards.

Comment by brandy — July 27, 2008 #
Scotty- High five my geo tongued brother.

Brandy- I left out that I was having sex with him. Think that made up for it?? ;-)

Comment by sizzlesays — July 27, 2008 #
I have a geographical tongue too. I try not to think about it.

Comment by Marilyn — July 27, 2008 #
My first french kiss was horrifying and to make it doubly awesome I was wearing braces. And yet I still think I faked like I knew what I was doing. But really I was crying inside I was so freaked out by the tongues and oh my god, WHAT are we doing with them? Wow, I was a prude. Um, sort of. Heh.

(I love that picture of you two. Cute! earrings, too.)

Comment by Kerri Anne — July 27, 2008 #
You make me smile. A lot!

Comment by nicoleantoinette — July 27, 2008 #
Apparently I need to google geographical tongue. Could me bad, wish me luck, but I have no idea what it means. Your tongue looks like a tongue to me!

That’s your bf? You guys look so cute together!
Hi boyfriend!

Comment by Kaili — July 27, 2008 #
HAWT!

Comment by sandra — July 27, 2008 #
You two look very sweet together and I would like your expressive brows, please!

Comment by jummy — July 27, 2008 #
Aw cute picture!

I actually have a problem with my own tongue. It’s too short. Therefore I’ve always had a hard time holding my own when it came to kissing. I’m still self-conscious about it, haha.

Comment by What Liz Said — July 27, 2008 #
What a great pic of you guys!

Comment by Beth — July 28, 2008 #
I’m with Kali — WHAT are you guys talking about?

As an aside (before I go google the tongue thingie), you two are fabulous. Great shot.

Comment by wordnerd — July 28, 2008 #
I love your earrings!!

Comment by La — July 28, 2008 #
I have NO IDEA what a geographical tongue is. Is it because I’m Canadian?

You two are ADORABLE. I love that photo!

Comment by Angella — July 28, 2008 #
For those of you who don’t know what a geographical tongue is (and no, Angella, it isn’t because you are Canadian that you are not in the know- hee hee) you can read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographic_tongue but please note that neither photo looks like my tongue. Mine has cracks in it. Think: map of California fault lines. There could be an earthquake in my mouth at any moment!

Plus this is why I am a wimp with the spicy foods.

Comment by sizzle — July 28, 2008 #
Cute tongue thing going on – I love little tweaks like that that make us all different :)

I adore your glasses – they are so, so cute! Were they expensive? I want a pair! hehe. That pic of you two is adorable, by the way :)

Comment by Ys — July 28, 2008 #
E) Have beautiful blue flower earrings. Ya I noticed.

Comment by Marie — July 28, 2008 #
Wonderful photo of you both, I don’t see one dorky thing about you :-).

Comment by Annie — July 28, 2008 #
Does anyone ever look at your tongue when your getting busy? I think not! I think you two are such a beautiful couple.

Comment by gorillabuns — July 28, 2008 #
I assume from his smile that you have indeed french kissed hot boyfriend?

Comment by Shania — July 28, 2008 #
I so need a good frenching session. Let it rip!

Comment by Jen — July 28, 2008 #
1. You two are adorable. Both of you: hawt!
2. I love your earrings.
3. I have a geo tongue with splits too. (and I love hot food –you have to work your way up)
4. It’s funny the things we worry about when we are young. I hated my boobs.
5. cute haircut!

Comment by kim — July 28, 2008 #
You and Scotty are really trying to make me suffer today aren’t you? Who else is gonna blog about kissing today?!?!

P.S. Super adorable pic :)

Comment by TC — July 28, 2008 #
So cute. I don’t have a geo tongue (I’ve never heard that before either) but I do have a big whole in my tongue from a botched tongue ring.

Comment by punchlinewalking — July 28, 2008 #
I wish I had known that whole “boys are stoked that you’ll kiss them” thing a few years earlier.

When I first kissed my boyfriend he just looked at me with a big goofy grin. When I asked him what was up I think that was his exact response, “I’m just stoked that you’re kissing me”. He’s cute.

Comment by Shaba — July 28, 2008 #
Haha, my mom and sister both have geographical tongues…when I was little, I would make my mom stick it out so I could look at it — I thought it was so cool! :)

Comment by Karen — July 28, 2008 #
Oh man. My best friend’s older brother had a geographical tongue and it used to freak me out so bad. He would purposely put M&M’s in the cracks. I’m gagging thinking about this.
PS – jealous of the cleveage. Oh how I long for cleveage. LOL

Comment by Smilf — July 28, 2008 #
add the best blog girl eyebrows EVAH!!! :)

Comment by sambycat — July 28, 2008 #
oops i just realized my avatar involves my tongue. it is not geograpical. not trying to rub it in…… heh ;)

Comment by sambycat — July 28, 2008 #
Very cute picture! I’m not familiar with the geo tongue either, but I’ve never dated a guy where the shape of his tongue was an issue (that sounds kind of dirty) and I am super picky about mouth stuff, so I wouldn’t worry about it. How could anyone possibly notice something so insignificant with such fab cleavage?? French on, babe!

Comment by CaraBee — July 28, 2008 #
You guys look like an advert for toothpaste! Totally gorgeous!
I totally love your ear-rings, by the way ;o)

Comment by Penelope — July 28, 2008 #
You two are too cute! Geo tounge or not.

here’s to being dorky!

=D

Comment by justduckie73 — July 28, 2008 #
1. Totally jealous of your freckles.

2. I work for eVamor water. It’s a bottled water with a very high pH (9.0) and we’ve had customers swear that drinking it helps with the Geographic Tongue condition. Email me if you can’t find it and I’ll tell you where to buy. It’s great stuff.

Comment by Karen — July 28, 2008 #
You guys are adorable.

Comment by Jamie — July 28, 2008 #
I also have a geographical tongue. I have never met a person in real life with one, but so far have two blog friends with them. What does that mean about bloggers? Someone should do a study on that.

You two are adorable!

Comment by tori — July 28, 2008 #
Hilarious, I’ve never even looked at my tongue (except when I drink Cool-Aid). You two are adorable… and I’m loving your earrings!

Comment by Elizabeth — July 28, 2008 #
For some reason I think you look just like your sister in this picture.

Adorable!

Comment by skyzi — July 28, 2008 #
It amazes me the things that we find to hate about ourselves. You are, indeed, an adorable couple.

Comment by nicalyse — July 28, 2008 #
Great pic!!!!!!!!!!!! Candids are always the best.

Comment by Michael C — July 28, 2008 #
I am off to Google geographic tongue. But, just know, that I am a prude and barely like french kissing now. That is all.

Comment by Rhi — July 28, 2008 #
I really like your glasses.

Comment by Travis Erwin — July 28, 2008 #
Amen to the french kissing!

Comment by Melissa — July 28, 2008 #
Very cute.

I love the earrings! Oh and welcome back!

Comment by Christina — July 28, 2008 #
i didn’t even know what a geo tongue was until you said something, haha. i’m so out of the loop. and love the picture, so fun! :)

Comment by katelin — July 28, 2008 #
So I googled this tongue thing…and I still don’t get it. But that’s not the important thing here! The important thing is that you have fabulous eyebrows, great earrings and you and The Fella are just adorable!

Comment by Ruby — July 28, 2008 #
I was with a bunch of other people not knowing about this geographical tongue thing. Yours doesn’t look different in the pic. Or perhaps we were amazed that the cuteness that is you and the fella? Maybe you should post a pic of just the tongue? :)

Comment by Sitcomgirl — July 28, 2008 #
sigh. I have none of that. except the freckles. I would like some cleavage…send some my way.

Comment by steppingoverthejunk — July 28, 2008 #
Love the logic – no french kissing but sex is fine. You’re a regular Julia Roberts! :P

Comment by Mel Heth — July 28, 2008 #
I love taking dorky/goofy pictures. It’s gotten to the point where I have fewer “serious” pictures than ones where I’m making some sort of face.

Comment by Carrie — July 28, 2008 #
We should start a club. I have a geo tongue, too, but it’s weird because it seems to shift. I had never heard the term until I had a new dentist a couple of years ago.

I had assumed it was from hot pizza or bad acid. In other news, it’s ribbed, you know, for her pleasure.

Comment by Whit — July 28, 2008 #
Does the goatee itch when you kiss?

Comment by Neil — July 28, 2008 #
Fella looks like my good buddy Jewel’s hubby (who I adore because he’s so darn good to her.)

I never obsessed about my tongue. Maybe I should go look.

Comment by Nat — July 28, 2008 #
awesome photo! Gotta love the silly ones ;-)

Comment by LA Blogger Gal — July 28, 2008 #
You are beautiful matter what Sizzle! And you boyfriend is pretty cute and nice too!!! Cute couple you guys are.

Comment by Patty — July 28, 2008 #
Dorky? no! Honey, your Fella is HAWT! The two of you should model or something! The geo tongue? I am now blaming for my inability to handle spicy foods, thanks for the info.

Comment by Vanessa — July 28, 2008 #
The two of you are so freaking adorable!!!

Comment by Z — July 29, 2008 #
Love all the freckles. You are adorable. Geo tongue and all!

Comment by Nilsa — July 29, 2008 #
Dude. Way to fly the freak flag.

Comment by Tracy Lynn — July 29, 2008 #
OMG you are freakin’ adorable.

Comment by Maggie, dammit — July 29, 2008 #
My husband also has a geo tongue. I had no idea that it had a name!!! His freaks me out a little when I look at it, because it is the size of the Grand Canyon, but has never interfered with kissing.

Comment by 180/360 — July 29, 2008 #
you two are the cutest couple. i love it.

Comment by brookem — July 29, 2008 #
I share the freckleage with ya… although my shots are usually so far away you can’t exactly tell my face/bod is covered in them! ;)

Comment by desireenb — July 29, 2008 #
You both have great teeth, too.

Never underestimate the attraction of great teeth.

Comment by Mayberry Magpie — July 29, 2008 #
How is it that only people with geographical tongue have heard of it? Makes me think y’all must not be waging a very good campaign to freak people out.

I have thumbs that look like toes. Maybe that’s why I also made it through high school without frenching anyone?

Comment by Cheryl — July 29, 2008 #
Hahaha. My sister has a geographic tongue as well. You guys look cute together :)

Comment by Becky — July 29, 2008 #
I have a geo tongue (YAY!) …. And my husband is tongue tied, but we manage quite well with the kissing despite our tongue quirks. ;)

Comment by Keely — July 30, 2008 #
I just have to comment on the “wallowing in freakish misery” line. Inconceivable!

Comment by scarlet hip — July 30, 2008 #
You’re the third person I know with geographic tongue. One of my kids has it.

Comment by delmer — July 31, 2008 #
Yippee for freckles!! And Cleavage!! Hell, and Tongues!

Comment by Krystal — July 31, 2008 #
LOL. I remember being afraid to French because I didn’t know how how the whole breathing thing would work. LOL, little did I know.

Comment by emmaenlighted — August 4, 2008 #
i have a geographical tongue too, very strange looking, but it’s never been a problem with the spicy foods, thank god!

i also thought my tongue looked weird until i got a serious BF and realized that the cracks made it very textured and that there were, ahem, how do it put it, some grown-up benefits to that.

Comment by sabrinas — August 4, 2008 #