I Have a Package You Can Deliver

September 30, 2009 at 5:34 am | Posted in conversations, fun & frolicking | 56 Comments

I kinda sorta went on an on line shopping splurge the other week. Turns out one of the places I ordered from sends their packages via Fed Ex and my building being secure and me having that day job means I always have to go down to the pick up station.

The first time I stopped in at the Fed Ex office an attractive man working behind the counter swiftly grabbed my box (giggle) and when he checked my ID he said with direct eye contact, “You have an awesome smile.” Why thank you hawt Fed Ex counterman! *blush

Later in the week another package notice arrived on my front door so back I went secretly hoping that the yummy Fed Ex man would be working. Hey, I might not be actively dating but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a hot man who doles out packages and compliments. A not-as-attractive-but-still-cute guy was working. I handed him my claim slip and he made penetrating eye contact. You know the kind- the lingering a few seconds longer than what is normal in everyday customer service situations. I smiled politely.

“It’s pretty quiet in here. Do you ever get bored?”

“Nah. Besides, how can I be bored when you’re here?” Wink.

“Oh I bet you say that to all the girls.” I know. I can’t help myself. Someone stop me.

“Just the pretty ones.”

Overt compliment alert!

“I’m not even sure what is in this package.” Trying to change the subject.

“Let me go grab it. I’ll be right back. . . Ohhh someone ordered a handbag or shoes from Endless.com.”

“Guilty as charged. A girl needs shoes. Thank you!”

“You have a VERY nice day.” PIERCING EYE CONTACT.

I have a history of flirting with delivery men. Writing this post reminded me of the UPS guy who asked for my phone number back in 2005. I guess I have a particular weakness for a man in uniform?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I have some more things to order on line via Fed Ex.

Ahem.

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I’ve always had a thing for postmen ;)

Comment by Ys— September 30, 2009 #
I actually used to like mailmen so much I thought about being one. In college I even had mailman pants I got from the thrift store. And yes, I actually wore them (with converse and a t-shirt mostly).

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
I can’t say I’ve ever come across an attractive delivery/mail person. I think they are all in your area. I may need to move….

Comment by Marie— September 30, 2009 #
I’m okay with that plan. But what would your boyfriend say about you moving for hot delivery guys? ;-)

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Look at you, driving all the men crazy. Go for it.

Comment by Mighty Hunter— September 30, 2009 #
I’m thinking “crazy” might be an overshot. Delivery guys are notorious for being flirts.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
You should totally hump this guy. Just don’t date him. Hump only.

Comment by Matt— September 30, 2009 #
Which one. There are two. Are you suggesting a threesome? Sounds like the plot of a porn.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
I think little delivery man fantasy is part of every girl’s imagination, or at least it is mine.

Comment by justrun— September 30, 2009 #
Oh MY. Apparently, SOMEONE is working it!

Comment by Jess— September 30, 2009 #
We should get together and write a porn. JUST SAYIN’

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Merely by accident, my friend.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Delivery men are almost always delicious, it’s true. What’s wrong with a little harmless flirting?

Comment by Melissa— September 30, 2009 #
Sizzle’s finding her mojo again. Work it girl!

This post reminds me of the UPS guy at my work. His name was Serg and he was a cutie patootie. He’d always come looking for me whenever we had packages delivered. But then we each went and got married to other people, so the relationship was off. And then he stopped working at my building, which made me sad.

Comment by SoMi's Nilsa— September 30, 2009 #
There’s not a single thing wrong with it that I can think of. :-)

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Those kinds of harmless office flirtations certainly make the work day more interesting!

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
I totally agree. There’s the water cooler delivery that….

;)

Comment by Ashleigh— September 30, 2009 #
Well, you ARE pretty fine…

Maybe I should start sending you packages ;)

Comment by Angella— September 30, 2009 #
Preferably via Fed Ex. ;-)

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
All my mail and packages get delivered by women. I’m totally missing out.

Comment by Stacey— September 30, 2009 #
You should file a complaint.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
he actually said- handbag?

wow, apparently he was schooled someone…

most guys still call them- purses

:>)

Comment by jenny 2 times— September 30, 2009 #
I think he was reading the box. Ha ha.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
My good friend Jenni married the UPS guy that used to deliver to her office. She’s an authority on “what brown can do for you.” Oh yeah!

Comment by Catheroo— September 30, 2009 #
Ha ha ha! That’s fantastically wonderful and hilarious.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Thought you might. ;-)

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
So, curious minds want to know… did you ever hear from the 2005 UPS guy?

I used to LOVE innocent, fun flirting! I’m so out of practice now, I’d just turn red and mumble something completely stupid while running away. Good for you for keeping it up for the rest of us!

Comment by Angelica— September 30, 2009 #
2005 UPS guy turned out to be a liar, flake and semi-stalker. Let’s just say meeting a guy when he delivers packages to your HOME is not the best idea I’ve ever had. He would do drive by’s then accuse me of ignoring him if he saw me. Um, hello, FREAK.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Haha… you go girl!

Comment by sue— September 30, 2009 #
I knew the UPS guys were usually cute (and buff) but who knew about FedEx?! Do you guys have Trader Joe’s up in Seattle? I always enjoy a good flirt with the checkout boys there.

Comment by Mel Heth— September 30, 2009 #
Thanks for the encouragement, Sue.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Oh yes we have Trader Joe’s and I concur. Mmmm hmmm. Why do you think I go there ALL THE TIME?

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Oh Sizz, you tease you.:)

Comment by Kaleigha— September 30, 2009 #
Who? Me?! *flutter of eyelashes

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
We should write a porn is probably my favorite saying ever.

Comment by Tracy Lynn— September 30, 2009 #
Does that mean you want to get in on the action, Kap?

(The WRITING action that is. Though come to think of it… we need actors too.)

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
After reading this post, I went back and read the title with a sultry voice. I just wanted to (over)share that. ;)

Comment by Meghan— September 30, 2009 #
Just as I intended it, Meghan. :-)

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
Flirting makes the world go around – don’t ever forget it ;)
PS This could be an expensive new hobby huh?!

Comment by Penelope— September 30, 2009 #
Can a girl ever have too many red shoes? I say NO.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
I bet you do the “bend and snap” moves from Legally Blonde really well!

Comment by Kristen— September 30, 2009 #
There was a counter in the way so I didn’t but I considered it. ;-)

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
BOW CHICKA BOW BOW

Comment by justJENN— September 30, 2009 #
You’re hired to do the soundtrack to our porn.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
We have hot FedEx delivery men, too, who deliver at work. Then again, the guy at the FedEx store in my neighborhood? Not so hot. Very not so hot. I love a man in uniform. Unless he’s pulling me over (or pulling my hair). :P

Ohhh la la, HOT LADY! Take your flirt to the next level!

Comment by Sarah— September 30, 2009 #
Who would be pulling your hair? This sounds kinkynaughty.

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
You never see hot delivery women. Wonder why that is.

Comment by Jack— September 30, 2009 #
Hmmm, yeah. I don’t think I have seen a hot delivery woman. Maybe that should be my porn plot twist?

Comment by Sizzle— September 30, 2009 #
You are too cute! And I love it when people are friendly… that is a turn on for me!

Comment by kilax— September 30, 2009 #
So many dirty puns can come out of this post. I love your love of porn :-)

Comment by Shaw Girl— September 30, 2009 #
Tee hee. I used to always flirt with the Peapod delivery guy. But they’ve been getting…less attractive lately. :P

Comment by wafelenbak— September 30, 2009 #
You are adorable. And will be poor soon.

Comment by Aimee Greeblemonkey— September 30, 2009 #
You have a new comment thingy! Are you ordering fun shoes?

Someone needs to figure out the delivery of packages in the middle of the day to people working. I hate going to fed ex. I signed to have my iPod left on my doorstep, only because I didn’t ever think I would make it there before they closed.

Comment by kim— September 30, 2009 #
My best friend married her Fed Ex man.

Just sayin’. ;)

Comment by Mrs. Flinger— September 30, 2009 #
Our UPS guy is super flirty. It is fun to flirt with someone who clearly knows I am married and have a bunch of kids. Our old UPS guy was cuter, but this one is not hard on the eyes either.

Comment by radioactive tori— October 1, 2009 #
Hot! Daily fantasies could go far with that guy.

Comment by Aimee— October 1, 2009 #

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