Recapsulation
February 26, 2010 at 7:31 am | Posted in blogger meet ups, bloggers rule! | 20 CommentsThe awesomeness that is EmCityChris and I decided to throw a blogger party for local peoples. We started out with grand ideas but time and busy schedules got the better of us and we ended up sending out an evite and bringing nametags. Let it be known that that is all it really takes to throw a party. When bloggers are involved, you don’t have to go overboard. Just say the magic word.
BOOZE.
A lot of awesome folks attended and it was great to see old friends and meet new ones. Check it:
If you missed the shindig, don’t fret PNWers, we’ll have another. Get on the guest list by emailing me.
Meow Mix
February 24, 2010 at 6:30 am | Posted in my neurosis | 34 CommentsDash: Let me lick you. I missed you.
Dot: Noooooo! {Hiss!} I don’t want to be touched.
Dash: What’s your problem? Why are you so crabby?
Dot: I have PTSD from the vet stay. Besides, you smell. Did you pee yourself?
Dash: Hey! I went through a lot, for nothing I might add, since you were the one who ate the petal. DO NOT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT! WE BOTH KNOW IT WAS YOU! Why do you have to eat everything? Jeez! Stick to socks, will ya?
Dot: I have a disorder. It’s not nice of you to make fun of me, brother. Besides, I’ve seen you attack paper. So who is the weird one here?
Dash: Oh but it’s okay for you to make fun of me peeing in the crate on the way home? They pushed all those fluids through us for two days- what did you expect?!
Dot: The worst was the charcoal. I do not like throwing up.
Dash: And yet you do it all the time. Are you bulimic?
Dot: Oh no. I hear her coming. Does that mean it is medicine time? I HATE MEDICINE.*
Dash: Just endure it, sister. Afterward she gives us treats. Eyes on the prize.
Dot: I’m outta here! {Hides under the middle of the bed.}
Why yes, I just blogged an imaginary conversation between my cats. Thank goodness I have a boyfriend. That makes this okay, right?
*The medicine is half a horse pill put in a syringe with warm water to make what is called a “slurry.” Every time I make it I sing “slurry with a fringe on top” because a) I am a dork and b) I have watched When Harry Met Sally too many times. And yes, I am well aware that it is surry not slurry but that is WHY IT IS FUNNY.
Humbled
February 23, 2010 at 7:07 am | Posted in animal antics, life lessons | 29 CommentsI am generally a believer in good.
But yesterday? The internet really made me a believer.
I was not going to ask for help. It’s not my style. Ask any of my friends and particularly, Mr. Darcy, who has repeatedly told me he’s going to help me pay the vet bill to which each and every time I have responded, “NO YOU WILL NOT.” Because I like to be emphatic and stubborn. And, okayfineIadmitit, proud.
But when Tomato wrote that post and I read his kind words, I started to think about how if the tables were turned, I’d do what he was doing. I have done what he did. So why am I refusing to let people help me when I need help? I suppose that’s another topic for therapy. I am not comfortable feeling needy or vulnerable or weak. In that moment when the vet announced the estimate I was simultaneously overwhelmed with worry over my cat’s lives and utter panic over my depleted bank account and I just. . . crumbled.
You can’t always pick yourself up all by yourself.
It’s a very good thing to have friends who are not only generous but also pushy (cough TOMATO cough- in a good way, of course) and for that I am thankful. I am so very, very moved by the outpouring of support and love via your sweet words and generous donations. I woke up yesterday to hundreds of dollars in my pay pal account and I cried. At 6am. I CRIED.
You have, time and time again, showed up for me and even if I have not met you in person I want you to know you have touched my life and my heart and I am sincerely and profoundly grateful.
To say thank you seems small but it is all I have. These two little big words: Thank you.
This is me virtually hugging you.
Hello Sizzle Reader…
February 21, 2010 at 4:38 pm | Posted in animal antics | 36 CommentsShe calls me one of her best friends and I don’t take it as a vanity title. It is a title I covet with pride. It is a title that has been quilted together from years of memories and experiences. Laughter and heartache. Support and strength and always a helping hand. This afternoon as I was finally catching up on my blog reading, I caught her post this week about her cats. Hopefully I am not blowing her next blog post, but the cats came home safely late last night. They also brought with them a hefty price tag of $2,500.
Sizzle doesn’t know I am doing this. Although, in order for you to read this, she will have had to have swallowed her pride and pressed the approve button. If she does this, it will be another example of her growth that we have all faithfully read and followed right here on this blog for the last few years. She earns a living raising money for other people and she is the first to offer a hand when someone else needs it. So today, I am writing this post to let everyone know that you can send your latte money to Sizzle and make a HUGE difference in her life. I know the kind of numbers she gets here on this blog (let’s just say I would kill to have those kind of numbers on my own site ). By my estimate, she only needs 2500 people to donate a dollar and put this whole thing behind her. Or 500 people to donate $5. If 250 people donated $10… well, let’s just say Mr. Darcy would probably be getting lucky tonight (and sleep with a lot less guilt) by putting this whole thing (as well as the Sizz) to bed.
It’s easy. If you have a paypal account, just click on Send Money. It will ask for an email address, sizzlesays at gmail dot com.
Give what you can. And if you don’t or can’t give anything, do NOT feel bad. After 20 years of friendship, I can tell you, just your positive thoughts will mean a lot to her. It’s just that $5 will mean $5 more to her! :-)
xo
Bob AKA The Tomato
P.S. Apparently if you donate her true identity is revealed. I know you’ve been dying to know her real name.
Can you think good thoughts?
February 19, 2010 at 9:19 am | Posted in animal antics | 65 CommentsAs I was getting changed out of my work clothes last night, I stepped in cat puke. Upon cleaning it up I saw that there was a flower petal in it. To be specific: an Oriental Lily petal. For those of you who do not know, lilies are poisonous to cats.
I should have never brought home that lovely bouquet Mr. Darcy sent me at work. I knew lilies were toxic to cats but I didn’t think about it. I just thought about enjoying the flowers. I have been beating myself over this all night. Apparently the flowers started to die and drop their petals which dropped to the floor where one of them ate it.
I don’t know which cat. And because I love my fucking cats I took both of them to the emergency vet last night because if I guessed wrong then one of them could go into renal failure within 36-72 hours if they weren’t put on an IV drip to keep fluids flowing through their kidneys.
I knew it was going to be pricey. It’s $60 per cat alone just to walk in the door. I sat in the waiting room with Mr. Darcy trying not to lose my shit as they cried in the exam room without me there to comfort them. The doc came out and went over the itemized break down of cost.
$1,200.
For one cat.
And that’s just the starting price.
I couldn’t risk it so I gave the go ahead. And with that, depleted my entire savings account.
I don’t have credit cards because years ago I filed for bankruptcy and have since been on a track to save money for the down payment assistance program to eventually buy a house and to pay down any debt I have (my car, student loan, etc.). I have worked two jobs for two years so I can afford to do these things as well as take trips if I want, buy furniture if I need it, treat friends and family when I feel like it. I finally felt like I had my money situation on track. And now every cent of it is gone. Because I brought poisonous lilies into my house and my cats are freaks who will eat anything. Because I was negligent. Because I love my cats so much I would not risk their health on a maybe.
It’s just money.
I keep telling myself that.
Thank God I have the money to pay. Imagine if it was seven years ago and I had NO MONEY? What would I have done? I would have had to walk away and hope neither one of them died because I would not have been able to afford it.
Fucking money.
As long as they come out of this okay, it will be fine. I think about them in those cages without each other. They’ve never spent a night apart until last night. And as much as I complain about them waking me up at ungodly hours and eating my socks and puking on my rug, I love those little shits and they make my house a home.
It’s hard when you love something or someone. How it can break you open in a heartbeat.
Think good thoughts for them, ok?
Good morning, panic. What’s new?
February 17, 2010 at 6:19 am | Posted in vent | 19 CommentsThis morning I woke up at 5:20am without an alarm.
I am three weeks out from my biggest fundraiser of the year and I AM FREAKING OUT.
There are awards to be engraved. Thank you text to write. A program to craft and a printed program to write. There are speakers who need talking points. There are table decorations that need creating. There are over 1,200 expected guests at this “sold out” event and I can’t even feel happy about that because THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO and I am only one person.
I don’t know if I will be able to actually do anything resembling a personal life until March 11th. So if you don’t see me around or I don’t reply to your emails or return your calls it’s because I’m busy freaking out working.
P.S. There is a lot more I can say on this but not here. For the full story, email me.
The Things We Did
February 16, 2010 at 7:19 am | Posted in adventures, fun & frolicking, visitors | 24 CommentsWe got soaked in a downpour after I broke the umbrella upon opening it. We literally walked four blocks to the bank and were all dripping wet. I took one look at them, miserable, and gave up the idea of walking to the bar. Instead, the always chivalrous Mr. Darcy drove, paying $12.50 for parking.
We drank.
We stayed up late talking.
We went on a chocolate tour. I ate too much (meaning: any) chocolate and felt crabbtastic and run down. EVIL SUGAR. But Finn sure looks cute in a hair net.
We had a two hour lunch with the family wherein I was required by my nephew to feed him french fries as he laid down in our booth. Such service!
We got lost looking for an antique store and almost ran out of gas.
We played Cranium with friends. It’s hard to draw with your eyes closed! Stupid sensosketch.
We drank some more.
We stayed up very late.
We slept in. (Woo hoo! 9am!)
We had brunch with the family. Two words: French. Toast.
We walked around Lincoln Park.
There were many squirrels, some of whom would run right up to you. This one I thought might jump on my face. Sincerely.
Exhausted from our non-stop party lifestyle, we crashed on my Mom’s couches watching the Olympics until it was time to go to the airport.
I miss them.
Weekend Elation
February 12, 2010 at 7:15 am | Posted in adventures, jubilation, visitors | 17 CommentsTwo of my most important people arrive in Seattle today for a weekend visit.
I can’t accurately express my excitement at seeing them. It’s been almost a year! For those of you new to the blog, JD is my very dear old friend, former roommate, “papa” to our beloved Angelou, and one of the best boyfriends I ever had (back when I was 22-24 years old) and NW is one of the sweetest, most loveliest ladies I’ve ever had the pleasure to call friend. I introduced them many years ago and now they are married. They are a part of my family so it goes without saying that my Mom, Dokey, Double B and Finn are all super excited that they are visiting. Plus, I get to introduce them to Mr. Darcy.
Have a terrific weekend! I know I will.
Reason to Swoon #17
February 11, 2010 at 7:35 am | Posted in dating, love | 34 CommentsYesterday I was the envy of my office.
A beautiful bouquet of tulips and lilies arrived late in the afternoon. It caused quite a stir amongst my girlfriends at work. They all gathered around to watch me open the box and ohh and awww over them.
Dating Mr. Darcy is totally spoiling me. It’s like every single day with him is Valentine’s Day.
There is so much more I want to tell you about him but that’s for its own post (or thirty- there is a lot to say!).
Fitting
February 10, 2010 at 7:10 am | Posted in conversations, family | 35 CommentsI went over to my Mom’s on Saturday to pick her up and our conversation went something like this:
“What’s going on here?” I say pointing towards her boobs.
“Oh this bra is old. It doesn’t fit very well.”
“I’ll say. We need to get you sized for a proper fitting bra.”
“No. I’ll just buy my usual.”
“No, we’re going to stop at the store and have someone measure you. The right sized bra can be life altering. It could make you look like you’ve lost 5lbs!”
“I already lost 5lbs. I don’t want to go.”
“Congratulations on losing 5lbs. It could make you look like you’ve lost 10lbs then! We need to go.”
“I don’t want to.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t want to.”
“That isn’t even a reason. You don’t even have to get undressed. They just measure over your clothes around the circumference to figure out the right size.”
“How do they figure it out?”
“I don’t know. It’s math. I don’t like math. You need a better bra and I am going to buy you one.”
“I’m not sure. . .”
“Listen, Oprah says that over 75% of women are wearing the wrong size bra and you’re apparently one of them. Look, you just made me invoke Oprah and you know I don’t even like her! We’re going.”
“Well, okay. . .”
We never made it to the movie we intended to see because we were too busy buying bras and underpants. Isn’t that what you do with your mom? Here I am at almost 37 years old taking my mom bra shopping when twenty-something years ago she did the same for me. Funny how the tables turn as we get older.
The good news is my Mom is now wearing the right sized bra. Hallelujah!
P.S. Mom? I’m sorry for writing about your bra and boobs on my blog. Well, sort of. Consider it a public service announcement. ;-)
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