Why I Love Him #66, 67 & 68
June 23, 2010 at 5:57 am | Posted in conversations, funny bone, love, why I love him | 27 CommentsWe’re at the ballgame watching the Mariner’s against the Cincinnati Reds in celebration of Double B’s birthday and Father’s Day. Mr. Darcy grabs himself a soda and some beloved pistachios. We’re sitting there, in the cold gray amongst kids shoving hot dogs and cotton candy and assorted horrible-for-you foods into their gullets, munching on nuts and pretending to know what’s going on down on the field.
After a while I notice out of the corner of my eye that Mr. Darcy hasn’t dropped any shells so I inquire, “Hey, where are your shells?” He replied in a matter of fact manner, “They are in my pocket.” So I said, “Why aren’t you dropping them on the ground?” as I pointed to the cement beneath our feet now littered with my pistachio shells. He responded incredulously, “Are you a savage?”
Why yes. Yes I think I am.
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We’re sitting on the couch after dinner and I randomly announce, “I think my belly button smells” as I stick my finger in it and sniff it.
He responds, “Let me smell it” and grabs my hand pulling it to his nose.
After a whiff he says with a shrug, “It doesn’t smell bad.”
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We’re lying in bed, attempting to fall asleep when Mr. Darcy lets one rip.
Charmed I say, “Did you just shart?”
Laughing he says, “I have never heard that before. What’s a shart?”
“It’s when you fart and shit your pants a little. I am surprised you don’t know this given how much you fart.”
“I did not shart, thankyouverymuch.”
“It kinda sounded like it. Better check the sheets just in cases.”
My Fartner in Crime
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Oh such great reasons to love! Makes me all warm and fuzzy!
Comment by bubblewench— June 23, 2010 #
He’s a keeper if he puts up with all you dish out! =)
Comment by Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks— June 23, 2010 #
Ah, true love. Also? I don’t know if it’s a typo or if you really actually say, “Just in cases.” But I say ‘just in cases,’ as does my sister. So if you say it too I’ll feel even schmoopier about you than I already do!
Comment by Booyah— June 23, 2010 #
HAAAA if you’ve got someone who will gamely oblige when you say “smell my finger,” i think you’ve just fulfilled all of our 10-year-old selves’ dreams ;-)
Comment by Alice— June 23, 2010 #
That is awesome. Except for the farting. I’m a HATER when it comes to audible farting and burping. I’m on my way to training Justin to at least say excuse me.
Comment by Windsor Grace— June 23, 2010 #
Oh that is love right there. True, long-lasting, love — I’m convinced!
Comment by Holly— June 23, 2010 #
Your stories of Mr. Darcy make my heart happy.
Comment by Carmen— June 23, 2010 #
You guys are awesome. Perfectly matched, methinks.
Comment by Angella— June 23, 2010 #
This made me LOL. Too great. :)
Comment by Sarah— June 23, 2010 #
LOL
Comment by Karla— June 23, 2010 #
I love the two of you!
Comment by radioactive tori— June 23, 2010 #
The belly button “stage” is the real deal :)
HA!
xo
Comment by jenny 2 times— June 23, 2010 #
I may or may not have laughed embarrassingly loudly in my cubicle upon reading “My Fartner in crime.” Hilarious.
Comment by Megan— June 23, 2010 #
Hilarious – I love that he pocketed the shells – awesome!
Comment by Foo Diddy— June 23, 2010 #
Sounds like he gives as good as he gets! A match made in heaven.
Comment by Jess— June 23, 2010 #
Sometimes I think about how strange belly buttons are. I mean, I suppose they make logical sense, but they are just so…bizarre to me? And now I think maybe my bizarre belly-button thoughts make less sense when said aloud vs. when kept to myself. Ha!
Also: I love! this. Love you two, so happy together.
Comment by Kerri Anne— June 23, 2010 #
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’round here we call the shart incident a G’n'L, Gambled’n'Lost.
Comment by Karen— June 23, 2010 #
I always tease the Evil Twin about sharting too. We always cackle like loons about it. :-) True love….ahhh.
Comment by Evil Twin's Wife— June 23, 2010 #
“Fartner” hahaha! Mind if I use that on Matt?
Comment by Marie— June 23, 2010 #
are you a savage? love that line!
he’s a definite keeper!
Comment by gorillabuns— June 24, 2010 #
Mr. Mom is fond of saying “Good lord, woman! Did you shit the bed?” He’s nice that way.
And by the way, my belly button DOES STINK! Mr. Mom would never want to smell it because his nose is uber-sensitive (thus, the constant comment above), but I can vouch that it’s a nasty combo smell of sour milk and Fritos. Disgusting!
Comment by Mayberry Magpie— June 24, 2010 #
I may have almost CHOKED in my cubicle as I read this while sipping on my glass of water.
Thanks for the giggle.
Oh, and did I happen to mention that I *love* you guys together? This was an awesome post ;)
Comment by Amber— June 24, 2010 #
Hahaha! That Mr. Darcy is awfully cute and funny!
I once made Mr. W smell a rough patch of skin I had on my inner lip. Thank goodness these boys go along with whatever we ask of them…
:)
Comment by Mel Heth— June 24, 2010 #
God in heaven, there’s too much to say.
Comment by LongStoryLonger— June 28, 2010 #
(just wanted to say: we say “just in cases” too!)
Your happy is infectious!
Comment by Kelly— June 28, 2010 #
Ahhhh, I’m dying. The last one is hilarious, and could so be the Modern Love Machine and myself.
Comment by The Modern Gal— July 8, 2010 #