Blackmail Material
August 24, 2010 at 6:02 am | Posted in funny bone, sweet debauchery, why I love him | 13 CommentsWe’re lying in bed after his surprise party on Saturday and Mr. Darcy McDrunkerson is feeling very chatty. Here’s an excerpt from our bedtime chat. Imagine him whisper-slurring his words too for added effect.
Sizz: “You didn’t brush your teeth, did you?”
Darcy: “I peed.”
Sizz: “You peed?”
Darcy: “I’m just a man.”
Sizz: “You’re JUST A MAN? These are your excuses?”
Darcy: “My breath will stink in the morning so why not now?”
Sizz: “Wow. That’s a commercial for dentistry if I’ve ever heard one.”
Darcy: “I will write it down.”
Sizz: “That’s okay, I’m recording this.”
Darcy: “And I’ll make my millions.”
Sizz: “Mmm, I don’t think that’s how you’re going to make your millions.”
Darcy: “Says you.”
Sizz: “Yes, I did just say that.”
Darcy: “You have it on tape.”
Sizz: “Now you’re catching on. Yep, tape.”
Darcy: “Really?! Ohhh shit.”
Darcy: “I know what I am drunk.”
Sizz: “So you are agreeing that you ARE drunk?”
Darcy: “I am drunk.”
Uh, the camera is UP HERE. Not at my boobs.
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Unless he peed in the bed, I see no blackmail material here! Go Mr. Darcy!
Comment by Dave2— August 24, 2010 #
The photo is blackmail worthy too. Indeed.
Comment by monstergirlee— August 24, 2010 #
Seriously laughing out loud…
Comment by Karla— August 24, 2010 #
“My breath will stink in the morning so why not now?”
Hahaha! Awesome.
Wait, he didn’t pee in the bed did he?
Comment by Marie— August 24, 2010 #
Ok, I misread that somehow and thought he might have peed where he should have.
Yes, I know, I’m going to get more coffee RIGHT NOW.
Comment by Marie— August 24, 2010 #
That is adorable. And I LOVE the photo. Wonderful. :)
Comment by Sarah— August 24, 2010 #
Perfect ending to a great night.
Comment by ostrich— August 24, 2010 #
I’m glad you have a transcript of this so you can harass him with it at will. Going to bed drunk without brushing your teeth always makes for a scary morning… Hopefully he wasn’t breathing on you too much throughout the night. :P
Comment by Mel Heth— August 24, 2010 #
You two are too funny! :)
Comment by Polín— August 24, 2010 #
Drunk or not. I kinda have to agree with Mr. Darcy. It is much more fun to look at your boobs than to stare at an old camera. (I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’).
TAG
Comment by TAG— August 24, 2010 #
Hee hee hee. I have a feeling, though, that Mr. Darcy has a few key pieces of info on you, too. =)
Comment by Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks— August 24, 2010 #
Now if we could just get him to record you drunk and post that. You are cute together. Photo and convo.
Comment by kim— August 24, 2010 #
I loved reading this :) Drunk-logic is the best logic of all.
Comment by LongStoryLonger— August 26, 2010 #