So last night I had to battle lame Seattle drivers in the rain to get to a meeting leaving me very little time between the meeting and my yoga class. Since we were at a pub (that’s where I like to hold my meetings because some people are more productive with booze), a coworker and I decided to share some tater tots. This led me to tweet:
“Tater tits are basically hash browns in a different form, right?”
Then immediately realized the typo and said:
“TATER TITS! Ha ha! Thanks auto-correct on my iPhone. That wasn’t the word I was looking for.”
There was a big response to it. Some of the responses to my faux pas that made me chuckle include:
elzbeth: :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and also, ha! I don’t even want to know what you dip those in.
justatitch: Tater TITS? I’ve never tried those…potato boobs sound amazing!
sosaysmegan: Does this mean the iPhone would auto-correct to “Toys for Tits”? How festive!
tenthmuse: Tater Tits is my new drag queen name.
Like I said on Twitter, feel free to use the term “tater tits” inappropriately in conversation.
And Public Service Announcement: Steer clear of tater tits before going to yoga class. The repeats from it while attempting to hold half-handstand or downward facing dog are unpleasant.
Hey, this post COULD have been an imbedded Poo Poll and a discussion of shitcadian* rhythms. Instead you got burps and tits.
*Shitcadian Rhythm is your poo cycle coined by onenjen’s husband Roth.