Morning Glory
January 30, 2012 at 7:42 am | Posted in A Day in the Life, conversations, why I love him | 19 CommentsI’m lounging on the couch on Saturday morning. Mr. Darcy wakes up and in his groggy, morning way comes over to lean over the back of the couch to give me a good morning kiss.
I apologize if it’s too much information but this is important to note for the sake of the story: Mr. Darcy is naked in this scenario.
Me: Don’t rub your penis on the couch!
Him: My wiener is not dirty.
Me: All wieners are dirty. (I was raised Catholic. This is what they taught us.)
Him: My wiener is cleaner.
Me: Vote for wiener! Your slogan can be- my wiener is cleaner!
Him: It’s an erection year.
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Hahaha!!! This is exactly what I needed to read this morning! Adorable, sweet, AND hilarious!
Thanks!
Comment by Kate— January 30, 2012 #
You guys are far too clever. Hilarious.
Comment by Abby - Bright Yellow World— January 30, 2012 #
I love you two crazy kids!
Comment by Nanette— January 30, 2012 #
hahahaha!! Love this!
If I had told my best fella not to rub his weiner on the couch, he would’ve really overdone it with some whole-body back-and-forthing on the couch, just to make me gross out!
Comment by Andrea— January 30, 2012 #
HAHAHAAAAA. weiner-related humor is rarely this witty :)
Comment by Alice— January 30, 2012 #
LOL! Even better–”My weiner is cleaner than that other Weiner.” Heh heh.
Also, Paul was giving me a (fully clothed) lap dance last night and he said the look on my face was a combination of confusion and pure horror. Boys are funny.
Comment by diane— January 30, 2012 #
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I’d vote for him.
Comment by Holly— January 30, 2012 #
Sounds like Mr. D could use some of this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/carrisablog/273946101/
Comment by Carrisa— January 30, 2012 #
Too funny!
Comment by karla— January 30, 2012 #
I’m almost embarrassed to tell you this, but I will anyway. Mr. Mom has a phrase that is the male equivalent of your “All wieners are dirty.”
It’s “soap your box,” as in “Hey old woman, go soap your box.” But he says it with love.
Comment by Joan @ Debt of Gratitude— January 30, 2012 #
All wieners ARE dirty. The nuns told me so.
Comment by Stacey— January 30, 2012 #
Is that what Maddie is learning at Presentation? I was excited they were teaching masturbation until I heard the rational was to prove it was a sin. Why am I sending my daughter to a catholic school? Because I moved to San Jose and they wear uniforms, that is it.
Comment by Kim— January 30, 2012 #
You two are too funny. I laughed out loud :)
Comment by Jen— January 30, 2012 #
Ha ha ha. You have my vote!
Comment by kilax— January 31, 2012 #
You crack me up! And I am glad you shared, dirty or clean!
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Keep up the great work!
Comment by Heather— January 31, 2012 #
OMG best story ever. And now I know why someone wrote “penis couch” in the comments of the post I read before this one. Clearly, I read in the wrong order!
Comment by Mel Heth— January 31, 2012 #
Ha! I am sick and this is the only thing I’ve laughed at all day. Funny!
Comment by LesleyG— January 31, 2012 #
OMFG – LMAO!
Best post I’ve read in a long time.
Comment by monstergirlee— February 1, 2012 #
What does it say about me that I find this exchange hilarious!
Comment by Nilsa @ SoMi Speaks— February 1, 2012 #