So as I have mentioned, I’ve been having a bit of internet trouble. As in Comcast is not that Comcastic (re: they suck). Lucky for me I have befriended the biggest prankster in Seattle and he is, lucky for him, friends with a Comcast technician. You might not see where this is going. . .Stay with me.
P, my prankster friend/the guy I sometimes say I might be “dating,” shows up last night with a “gift.” The “gift” was 2 sheets of Comcast stickers – little did I know that he had a STACK of stickers hidden in his car and while on his way from his car to my front door, you guessed it, he had stuck them on A) my mailbox and B) my car. Luckily (for him!) he didn’t go overboard with the car stickers. I would have had him in his boxers stripping those stickers off in the pouring rain if need be. I’m evil like that.
But that isn’t where it ended. Oh no! A true prankster takes the joke to the limit. He stuck them on the cat’s tags, in the fridge, on my pillow, cell phone, coat, a candle, the toilet seat, and a tampon. Apparently P is very nimble and quick because each time I got up and went to a different room he ran off to stick a sticker somewhere new. I am surrounded by “Live the Life Comcastic!” and “Things that are Comcastic!” stickers.
I’ve been given the hint that there are 2 more I have yet to discover. Hmphf! I am so going to have to get him back for this. Any ideas?
*The picture is blurry, sorry. And yes, that is a “I (heart) Comcast” sticker shaped like a t-shirt on his forehead.