The other night I was calling Netflix because they had charged me my monthly fee even though I had canceled service.

I was supposed to dial 1-877-638-3549 but instead I dialed 1-800-638-3549.

If anyone is interested, that 800 number has “live, sexy girls from all over the world just waiting to talk to you!”

My bad.

“Woman you got too many brambles/Hiding under these bushes/Woman you got too many brambles/But I always liked a good storm/I’m always good for a storm/So then love walked up to like/And said I know that you don’t like me much/Let’s go for a ride/This ocean is wrapped around that pineapple tree/And is your place in heaven/Worth giving up these kisses/These, these kisses…” -Cooling, Tori Amos


33 thoughts on “1-800-WTF-OOPS

  1. You are the second person I’ve heard about that is having trouble getting out of their Netflix subscription.
    This concerns me…
    What concerns me more is why anyone would want out of their Netflix subscription?! πŸ˜‰

  2. alissa- the funniest part was that i was only half-listening to the recording, just waiting for an actual voice to answer so it took me a while to figure out i had misdialed! heh!

    justrun- i know, huh!?

    n to the p- i’m guessing a good number of them?

    little miss mel- free until you actually want to talk to one of the sexy ladies. πŸ˜‰

    dave2- what a coincidence!

    diane- i’m trying to cut corners and i wasn’t watching the movies fast enough. i’m a freak, i know.

    lvgurl- oh you know, the usual soft porn kind. πŸ™‚

  3. Thanks for the good snort this morning.

    So, Siz, how long did you spend talking to those hot, sexy girls? Feel free to share the details with us.

  4. lefty- i love a good snort! you think i’m gonna give up the good without charging a fee? how little you know me, lefty. πŸ˜‰

    em- luckily netflix is super nice and easily credited my account. almost made me want to join again.

    jen- well said!

  5. 638-3549? I gotta see if these numbers “spell” anything….

    Hmmm… not really, other than net flix, or neud jiz. However, they are kinda catchy.

    Six, three, eight, three, five, four, niiieeeiiiine…

  6. Completely in line with the topic today of hott chicks
    — did we know that Carmen Electra was gay? I saw a thing in a magazine with her and Joan Jett, and I was like, “Um…” Wasn’t she married to Dave Navarro?

    Maybe she was trying to change her Netflix account too….and it changed her life! heehee! j/k

  7. I just did the exact same thing.. and thought wtf is up with netflix, then i realized it was the wrong number.. woops..

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