Me: Did you by chance eat pepperoni, sausage or some other sort of meat product today?
Him: Hmmm well, I had a bacon chicken bbq sandwich for dinner.
Me: That explains it.
Me: Mmmmm bacon chicken bbq sandwiiiiiiiiich.
Him: Is it bad?
Me: Let’s use some mouthwash!
(running into the bathroom)
(swish, swish goes the mouthwash)
Him: It’s not part of the foreplay process but it is still very important.*
Me: I know what you’re trying to say, you’re trying to say it’s time for business time.*
“Next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth./That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay./Then you go sort out the recycling./That’s not part of it but it’s still very important./Then we’re in the bedroom./You’re wearing that ugly old baggy t-shirt from that team building exercise you did for your old work./And it’s never looked better on you./Oh, team building exercise./Oh, you don’t know what you’re doing to me.” –Business Time, Flight of the Conchords
*We constantly quote this song. Especially when we are in the bathroom brushing our teeth. (Click the above link to watch the hilarious video!)