I bought one of those hands free devices for my cell phone and you know what? IT DOESN’T FIT IN MY EAR. This means one of two things. One: My ear is deformed. Which, it is, in all honesty. But it’s the top of the ear that’s sort of flattened and misshapen so that can’t be the culprit. Or two: The device sucks hairy stinky donkey balls. And since option one is pretty much ruled out, I’m going with option two.
This is what a girl gets for trying to obey the law.
Another thing I am monumentally disappointed with right now is Cover Girl LipSlicks. I thought it would be good. It’s like a chapstick meets a lipstick and yet it . . . smells weird. It smells OLD. I can’t stand having it on my lips because my lips are very close to my nose and the smell wafts. THERE IS WAFTING. Was it just my dumb luck to buy the one old lipslick at the drug store?
So I used it twice and then threw it out.
While I’m being random and complainy, I just want someone to tell me if I’m supposed to be using eye cream or night cream. Do those products really DO anything or is it just a ploy to get me to buy more unnecessary shit in an effort to stay young looking and toil in vain to acquire unattainable beauty?