I’m in the market for new eye glasses. Everyone always compliments me on my current ones but I’ve had them for at least five years. That’s longer than any romantic relationship I’ve ever had (yet!). Besides, the other night when I was out with Wookie and Putzy, an evening of dinner turned into a night of six beers and well, true to form, I tripped and fell. It’s a well known Sizzle Fact that after six drinks the chances of crying or falling are increased by 109%. Look it up.
So needless to say, they are a bit crooked and I am handling them very delicately. As delicately as a bull in a china shop can that is. I’m concerned that breakage is just around the corner so I need to decide STAT on new eye wear. Here’s where you come in.
I currently look like this in my glasses:
Please keep in mind the following: A) I prefer frames on the funkier side. B) I don’t look good in pale colors. C) I am a little bit retro with a splash bucket of sass. D) I can’t get away with tiny frames because my features are all very large.
I’m currently pondering these options:
Based on these options, what would you say would look best on me? VOTE!