My Mind: He is cute.
My Mind (1 minute later): That guy is hawt.
My Mind (30 seconds later): Oh he’s sexy.
My Ovaries (piping in): Any of them will do!
My Mind: Hey! Are you the culprit for all this? I can’t stop eyeing the man candy.
My Ovaries: Well, yeah, check your calendar. Besides, it’s been a while.
My Vagina: Don’t remind me.
My Mind: What the? Listen Vagina, you better watch your sarcasm.
My Clitoris: Vagina is right! We need some action!
My Nipples: YEAH!
My Mind: Oh great, now the peanut gallery is chiming in on my lack of sex.
My Vagina: Do you even remember how to have sex? You’re like a born again virgin!
My Mind: That’s harsh, Vag. I’m on a love sabbatical.
My Clitoris: Who said anything about love? We just want naked time with a hot guy!
My Mind: You really have a one track mind, Clito.
My Vagina: Look, you’re an attractive woman with big breasts. . .
My Nipples (interjecting): YEAH!
My Vagina: As I was saying. . .this should not be a problem. Quit with all your moral standards and get us laid.
My Uterus: You guys, I really don’t feel so good.
My Vagina: Oh great, we’ve missed our window! Damn it!
My Mind: At least now I don’t have to listen to you yammer on about sex.
My Vagina: Oh we’ll be back next month with a vengeance.