“I am gassy to do it.”
This ONE TIME I had to type the word “gassy” (don’t ask) in a text and now every time I want to say “happy” it puts in “gassy”.
This is incredibly awkward. Particularly when I forget to scan the message before I hit send.
For some reason, I have the opposite problem with the word “for”- every single time I type f-o-r it puts in f-o-q.
Every. Single. Time.
WTF? That’s not even a word. (I checked. It’s not in the dictionary.)
I do not understand how a person walks down the street and reads a book. How far do they actually get in the book? Knowing me, I would trip or crash into someone or get hit by a bus if I did that. Clearly, I am not that coordinated. AND I would probably read the same two sentences over and over because I’d be so concerned about imminent death.
Speaking of white girl rapping about being a suburban housewife (keep up!), if you haven’t seen my friend Punchline Walking’s video YOU ARE MISSING OUT. Don’t be a fool. Watch it now! (Not suitable for work unless you’re wearing ear buds.)
“Put it in a cup it looks just like iced tea.”