Whenever I visit Portland I fall more in love with it. The adorable Craftsman style houses. The fantastic restaurants. The artsy, funky, friendly vibe. The people. If I didn’t love Seattle so much, I’d move there. (You hear that Seattle? Work a little harder at making me love you.)
I had an awesome weekend visiting the birthday girl, Jenny Two Times, who had her moment of fame when Long Story Longer asked her, “Are you Jenny TWO TIMES?” Oh yes. Indeed she is THAT Jenny. (Her blog is soon to come!) Long Story Longer, Iron Fist, Kerrianne and TSM all took the time to join us for some drinks and grub Friday night at East Burn which was a total blast.
Later some incriminating photos were taken. There was a lot of alcohol involved. I met a waiter named Kent who was wearing a belt buckle that spelled “fart”.
I can’t make this shit up.
He also gave me 12 umbrellas in my vodka tonic when I really only wanted one.
Long Story Longer makes me feel FRISKY.
Jenny might want to eat my face. I am tasty. What can I say?
Kerri claims she was given virgin vodka drinks. I feel like this is a falsehood.
I swear it won’t be so long until I return again to visit- Portland, you temptress you!
P.S. Remind me to take the train. I HATE TRAFFIC.
P.P.S. My eyeballs hurt.