Dokey: Mom, are you doing it right?
Mom: Yes! It’s easy to do when your stomach sticks out.
Me: It doesn’t look like you’re doing it right. You need to look up and lean back.
Mom: I am doing it my own way.
Me: Do you feel the crunch?
Mom: I do!
Me: Where do you feel it? If you feel it in your vagina, you’re doing it wrong.
. . . And SCENE.
*Overheard by a male lifeguard. He was totally laughing.
**We were supposed to be doing crunches for tight abs.
***Our regular instructor was out sick which meant class sucked.
****Three separate people asked if my sister and I were related. That might be a record.
*****My Mom knows the words to “So What” by P!nk. We discovered this when we looked over at her in the pool and she was rocking out instead of working out.