Guess who got a sizable bonus from her landlords yesterday?
Why yes! ME.
I promptly deposited it then turned around and schemed ways to spend it. I bought some on sale clothes and plan to get a massage tomorrow. Oh yeah. I may know how to work hard but I also know how to pamper. For example, I took Kaply to get mani/pedis on Sunday for her Christmas present. We were seated in front of a large flat screen tv which made it impossible not to get sucked into the program playing. From what we could surmise, seeing as how it was not in English, the people on the show were part of a rescue crew. They were forced to wear unfortunate jumpsuits. Some girl broke up with some guy and another guy turned in his resignation after getting a talking to by the boss. Very dramatic.
We both decided we needed those massage chairs at our apartments. They are awesome. Except for the setting where you can get your butt massaged. That? Uh. . . it felt like someone was trying to fist me in the butt. I was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE with that and promptly switched the setting.
When Kap and I got home we discovered our toenails had not been as dry as we thought and we both fucked up our pedicures. Then I went and scrubbed a new tenant’s oven and promptly screwed up my manicure. It was not a total waste though. I mean, I got to hang with Kap plus the massaging chair. I am not referring to the butt setting. I AM NOT. Don’t look at me like that.