I’m irrationally irritated at mundane things. A sample list of thoughts that have crossed my mind in the last 24 hours:
Why is everyone in my way?
Why are people talking?
Why can’t I be invisible?
Why is work so much work?
Did I just stare off into space for five minutes during a meeting? Is someone asking me a question? Ooops.
Why are you crossing the street in the pouring down rain in the pitch dark at a snails pace where there is no cross walk? Do you want to die?! Why are you so stupid?
Why do I keep dropping everything?**
Why am I still hungry?
Where did my motivation go? All I feel like doing is sitting on the couch watching American Idol.
How slutty is 21 lovers at the age of 36 on the scale of Prude to Free Love? Can you include oral on that list?
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups sound really good right now! No they don’t. They are gross. I do not believe your lies. Eat a spoonful of natural peanut butter and a square of dark chocolate and PRETEND. Fine. (pout)
I have the attention span of a gnat.
How hard is it to just be in a good mood? Pretty hard when your hormones are driving.
Can I just hide in my apartment until I am nice again?
*Okay, maybe a week. Tops.
**Seriously why do I become a klutz when I have PMS?